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Harrison Mountin

Born in the year -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, Harrison Mountin is responsible for actions like: Smuggling in cocaine to Texas, killing JFK, doing 9/11, pissing on JFK's fire, and assassinating Ronald Regan.

Founder of the Anti-Pentagon Front and author of 'The Pentagon: Why we need to fill it with mustard gas.'
Host of 'Harrisons Game Show' where he wears a yellow suit.