Cill Blinton

Name: Cill Blinton Age: Cool 58

Cill Blinton suddenly appeared on January 20th, 2001 claiming to be the rightful president of the United States of America. He used his god-like powers to eliminate Al Gore and George W. Bush, and then took the American west coast with him forming the ‘Cooler United States of America’. He is a known ally of Harrison Mountain and backer of the Anti-Elijah Union and the Anti-Pentagon Front. He is friends with the president of china Xi Jingping and his vice president is Kim-Jong Un. He is expected to let Kim be the president candidate for the CUSA in 2028. He’s married to nobody because he killed Hillary Clinton.