most of what i'll be putting here is copied from somewhere else, i'll be using yellow for any annotations i have

The boy who couldn't drive to lincoln

23/6/26
I hate the way henry drives
he thinks because he plays a racing sim that makes him a good driver
I play milsims, that doesn't make me an O-8 Major General
i have about 76 hours in kerbal space program, doesn't make a rocket scientist
He drives as fast as he can and barely slows down to conserve speed
He takes turns going 25 mph
He puts on his defroster and wipers because he thinks there's enough condensation for it to make a difference
He jitters the wheel because that's how it works in his games

Writing this at 3:48 am in the backseat
He wanted to drive to Lincoln but he doesn't know how to get there
Instead of checking the directions he said he'll figure it out and we drove around aimlessly for 20 minutes
It's 49 miles there and we only have 51 miles of gas

3:54
he realized we don't have enough for a round trip

4:01
we found a gas station, I gave him some money so we aren't stranded i gave him 4 dollars

4:05
"omg this is just like asseto corsa" this is his favorite simracer because it's "realistic"

4:07
there was supposed to be a video here but somebody thought file constraints were a great idea

4:28
Im so tired, I cant keep myself awake, I wish I stayed back

4:31
the conserve speed thing is so annoying, he just creamed a 25 mph ramp going 40

4:34
we're here

5:51
I want to apologize, I didn't realize the condensation was that bad

7:06
he's had my jacket since 5:30, I'm so very cold he had my jacket because his shirt had a pair of boobs on it and he forgot he was wearing that shirt

7:28


7:42
he wants to go to Kansas City now. This was enough and he's wanted to go to Kansas with Harrison for months now. I don't get the obsession they have with Kansas City

7:47
we're going finally, there's nothing to do here. We're just waiting for his brother who probably won't even wake up for another 2 hours

8:04
my heels are wet, my mouth is super dry and my eyes burn. My brain is misfiring and I'm struggling to type. I really want to lay my head back and sleep, Fletchers out cold

8:15
my eyes can't focus as well now. 41 miles, 45 minutes to get home.

8:49
I don't know when I fell asleep but I open my map and we're back in the city

Creamed list
Highway on and off ramp
The same speed bump 3 times
6 sets of railroad tracks
Park job
my eyes dude holy shit
My tongue it's so dry
147 miles of gas

9:31 am,
post game interview
I feel kinda bad because he wanted to see his brother and I made him drive us home but to be fair me and Fletcher were really tired and Henry's mom would've woken up pretty soon after we got back and we didn't tell her we were going.
really glad I decided to be lazy and not switch out of pants because I don't know how there can be so much morning dew. Usually I dress out when I go somewhere since it's summer and it's an excuse to look nice but I was busy earlier and lazy when I got home
still though i never want to go anywhere with him again, he didn't bring any money and made fletcher pay for him
for whatever reason he's obsessed with driving late at night almost like he wants to get pulled over

he didn't like driving there, he didn't like driving around, and we couldn't do anything because we went at 3. Overall wasted trip that he's gaslighting himself was enjoyable

The Boy who couldn't cook (Anthology)

same day as the last story, Henry invited me, fletcher, elliot, elijah, vernan, and ella over to cook bacon for the 7 of us for whatever reason, he cooked the bacon in a skillet over a bonfire instead of on a stove
Henry made a whole 3 pieces before i asked to try
(un)suprisingly he let me take the reins for the rest of the day since i was goated with the sauce (grease)
Henry was throwing the bacon into the skillet carelessly causing the boiling grease to splash on some of us and flipping the bacon as fast as he could again causing grease to splash on us

The Boy who Couldn't Plan (rant)

alot of the time when henry "plans" a sleepover, he only thinks of the time to come over and nothing else
he used to have sleepovers only about once a month and back then he made a google doc for every sleepover to "plan"
even then he would only ever think about the games we would play

it was impossible for him to think about food back then
still is, only difference now is when we hang out, instead of bringing his ps3 out to the tv he sits at his computer and plays asseto corsa by himself

The Boy who has to shoot people (Anthology)

So Henry, Harrison, Elijah, Vernan, and Ella all got in Harrison's car to go to the train tracks to see the firework show and right before they left Henry grabbed his camera and his "camera equipment."
the camera is obvious since he's always looking for photo opportunities but the "equipment" turned out to be his airsoft gun. He brought a gun to the train tracks for literally no reason since he can't even use it on anyone or anything
he just loves bringing his gun with him everywhere even if he can't use it


another time we went to pauls house, june 24th
around 8 we went to get harrison and henry wanted begged to drive
when we got to harrison's house we called him to find out he was mid shower yes, harrison answered his phone in the shower
there was about 15 minutes until he could come out
in that time henry sped home to grab his gun (and his camera obviously)
he put his stuff in the backseat with the 3 of us and the pot
henry has this pot in his backseat that has a single shirt and he's never taken it out since the time he took us to lincoln
he says his dad put it there but he doesn't know why or why he won't take it out
ok back to my story
henry sped back over to harrison's house and harrison gave elijah a welt with his display sword he wasn't displaying
henry couldn't use his gun because harrison's parents are lawyers and don't like airsoft guns
besides they would probably sue him and henry would say something like "noooo, my dad is an alcoholic and he beats me and we can't afford this"
context, shoutout to kennedy


we left harrison's house and went back to paul's where again henry couldn't shoot his gun because paul's mom had a headache and because we were downstairs the whole time


henry does this stupid dumb thing where he only shoots .25 gram bbs despite 2 grams being significantly cheaper (his family can't afford it)
he wanted to have a shootout between me and him, im gonna list a couple things to prove he's a big ole meanie
he made me grab two (2) of my own guns so he could have an extra mag
he used .25 bbs while i used .2 bbs because .25s hurt more
he took 2 tables for cover and gave me nothing
he had 28 rounds while i have 11
after i fell onto the ground because he hit right next to my eye to get ouy of the way, he ran up and kept shooting me when i couldn't shoot back
he's so mean to me
also he after taking his gun to the railroad on 4th of july, he threw the bbs on the ground when he got home and just left them even though again they were the more expensive kind

sometimes i'll look through old chats because i remember them randomly,today i remembered henry saying open carry is for pussies

there was a point in time where he couldn't even think of bringing a gun everywhere and now he does it all the time